Texas Rangers Flirt With .500 Despite Showing Zero ‘Pride’

Whether you’re at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt’s End…

You’re not the only one thinking about things. Rangers manager Chris Woodward threw Marcus Semien and Corey Seager into the lineup on Tuesdayjust to shake things up.

The result: They had five hits together, including a three-run homer to Semien in an 8-3 win.

Bet Woodward’s lineup will be back to “normal” when Texas visits the Mets for a series in New York this weekend.

to quote Seinfeld‘s “Elaine Benes” during a lightbulb moment lit with both clarity and involuntary humility: “Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am?”

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